|This is my featured deviation. |
Deal with it.
That is all.
Greetings world, I am Professor Membrane!
I’ve discovered super toast and different types of methane!
Although it looks like I’ll discover something new,
That would be the theory of how I can beat this twit with just my shoe!
Oh never mind, I’ll stick to my words,
Looks like this one’s about as worthless as two turds!
Now let’s see what this one has to say,
Although does anyone really want to hear it? I vote nay!
Oh, you wanna go, bitch?
I’ve gone through different worlds without a single stitch!
You wanna talk science? Well here’s a tip for ya,
Spend some time with your own kids why don’t ya?
At least I spend time with MY family,
The more you spend time on your “real science” the more time your kids spend in agony.
At least my kids are all grown up, except for my grandson,
But even he’s in safe hands with me and my portal gun.
Safe? Ha! That’s a laugh,
You’re alone by yourself whereas I at least have a good staff.
It’s full of scientists, REAL scientists,
You’re just a lonely little man with a wimpy prick.
You call yourself a scientist? I consider you lesser,
At least around the world I’m considered a Professor.
This battle’s almost over, so I’ll leave you with this,
I may be single, but at least I didn’t leave my Miss.
Oh, you’re gonna go down that road, buddy?
At least I’m exciting, whereas you’re just a fuddy duddy!
And hey, it’s not MY fault your son isn’t a scientist.
And at least with me, we have adventures by making others pissed!
This battle may be over but it’s just begun.
So I’ll leave you with a little tip, son.
The next time you try to rap, you’ll be sorry,
Cuz your raps is more boring than using your iPhone and clicking on Safari.
...I apologize for that. xD That one really sucked.
Oh well, I'll leave it here anyways. It's all I got. XD
Hope you enjoyed!