You Humans Make me Sick (Shleet's Log)

Alvright jou humans, I'm taking over ze journals entries from now until ze end of ze veek...or Friday...vhenever I feel like it.

Anyvay, ze reason for ze title is because I had found out some brand new information zat sickens me.

Jou humans fuss over some "celebrity" vhen zey die. Vell I had found out zat on ze same day zis Paul Valker died, a Vorld Var II veteran vas mugged und beaten to deaz. Did anyvone care? Of course not, because zey're "not a celebrity."

But in a vay, zey vere. Now, in case jou didn't know, I vas a Nazi back in Vorld Var II.
ANY veteran of ze var should be treated AS a celebrity, for zey have sacrificed zey're LIVES so ozers could live in harmony, und ze fact zey barely get ANY respect on ze news SICKENS me.

NOW I see vhy jou humans quit on jour own species. It's pazetic, really.

-Shleet